Being a GIRL - Her diary

Being a girl is never easy! Its told, best is not to try understand a lady, coz u'll either fall in love with her or u're gonna go mad.
But for all the guys who want to be answered, let me try answer a few of those 'whys'
If you ask us, 'Why we shop so much?'
Here it is,
We shop when we are happy coz it makes us feel like we're the ultimate glam dolls, We shop when we are sad, coz it makes us feel better (can it be anymore obvious), We shop when we are bored, coz thats the ultimate timepass!
Guys who keep cribbing about it, dont see the clear picture. We consider ourselves the best, and we want nothing but the best for us. We go drooling over the variety of things available in the stores!Its simple and easy for guys, you have some 10 colours with roughly 4 different designs, and you're done shopping.While we going around matching that dress in black with the perfect pair of heels to earrings.
You ask us
'Why do girls like to keep a guy hanging.'
Straight forward answer, Girls believe in getting things proved to them. They only want to ensure that a guy wud stick through, is serious and not give up. They want to see that its not just a crush for the moment.
Next ofcourse that 'Privacy issue.'
Ofcourse you guys have the potential to gossip more than girls at times and do that too. what troubles you when it comes to girls?
To hell with it, if you tell something utterly cute or something totally pissed kind offensive, assure the girl bestie to know about it. And when girls talk about their best friends, learn to listen about them. It matters a hell lot.
Personally, I believe in it. Awesome people, have awesome friends, So you have no way out, the dear guy. I might bore you to death by my awesome stories with my bestie!
Another thing which is crossing the line of stupidity are those stupid gf and girl jokes all over the internet or the messaging ring
.Ok, some of them are genuinely dumb, and you cant help it. But most of the other girls dont ask silly stupid questions but we ask questions so that we get into talking. We are smart and we know you guys value your ego more than anything, and that its higher than the peak of Mt. Everest!
We know how to make you feel important and trust me on this, we definitely know how to fuel up your pride with some praise.
Also this same logic of ego keeps us from paying bills coz Ive seen guys create an issue of this simple thing we ask for.
Then the
'Why so much Awwwww'.
Its simple.We find 'Cute' a compliment.And we love all things and the cuteness to the core, when this gets to an extreme level, it simply becomes 'Awwwwwwww'
For those so many questions when you tell us we behave like your mom. Well its afact that when you care about someone, you enquire more about them.
'Ok tell me when you do it'
The reason is obvious we love you, and we care about you.
Lastly 'Why do we cry?'
Girls can use it as a weapon sometimes when theres no way out, and mostly, its just coz we are emotional inside.
Dont tell us its only a script, we know it. But we cry coz we are touched by it.
Sometimes its just that, u cant stop the tears when you are frustrated or angry or hurt or lost.
When you do something cute and sweet, there is no perfect reaction to this crying.
If she is talking, listen. Or just tell her you are there to be with her. And she'll be good. I promise.
Phew! I am tired now, this is it for now, its not too hard to understand provided you want to admire the girl race.